Tuesday, June 2, 2009

THE INFERNO BY PANJEE ALIGI NG ALIMASAG. (UP ENROLLMENT BLUES)

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT IT FELT LIKE BEING IN HELL...

 

 

 

PERO NGAYON DAMANG-DAMA KO NA.

 

 

 

UP REGULAR ENROLLMENT

(YES, WITH PARTICULAR EMPHASIS ON THE WORD "REGULAR")

Isn't REGULAR supposed to be like a "good" word? Like an "okay" word?

Parang REGULAR fries, REGULAR coke, REGULAR panty!

 

WELL, NOT IN U.P. :|

THAT WORD, THAT STUPID WORD MADE MY DAY WORSE THAN EVAH!!

 

 

(THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO DISCOURAGE ANYONE FROM STUDYING IN THIS UNIVERSITY... BUT IF IT DOES, THEN GOOD FOR YOU. :) I SWEAR YOU'LL THANK ME FOR IT. :D)

 

"hooray!!!", I thought. Boy, oh boy, was I so excited. It's a college freshie thing. :) I was only able to sleep for 2 hours dahil sobrang excited talaga ako. :|

THE OMEN: Paghahanap pa lang ng OUR nawala na kami... KASI LUMA YUNG NA-DOWNLOAD NA MAPA NG TATAY KO. Mukhang nung PANAHONG TRIASSIC pa nilagay sa multiply yun. :)) AT! CODING PA YUNG KOTSE NG TATAY KO KAYA ANG AGA NAMIN. :|

 

I was there by 6:30... The OUR only opens at 8:00 SHARP... or maybe not so sharp. :P Smooth sailing... or maybe not so smooth... nung una. Dahil may mga guides pa.

THE BEGINNING:

May babaeng madaldal na namimigay ng numbers. binigyan niya ko ng green card.. YES PANGATLO AKO...

TAPOS.... after 30 minutes lang niya sinabi saming mga shungang freshmen na dapat pala ay ORANGE CARD ang hawak namin.... kaya pinalitan nung madaldal na babae. FROM THIRD IN LINE... ako'y naging NINETEENTH. Okay, ang daming letters na nadagdag sa number ko. :| HAHA, ANG LABO.

 

I GOT CONFOOZED:

Got my Admission Slip! HOORAY! Tatlong oras akong naghintay para dun. :| Got my Form 5A! Yes. So punta na kong College of Science para magpa-advise... WHEN I GOT THERE....

"Uh, Ate, dun ka sa Institute of chemistry"

 

So lakad nanaman kami dun... mga 500 steps papunta dun. TAPOS NUNG PAGKADATING KO SA ADVISING...

"Uh, kuha ka munang Form 5. Dun sa COLLEGE OF SCIENCE."

Syempre, parelaks relaks lang muna ako... pero 500 steps ulit, haha, puchanggala naman.

 

PAGDATING KO SA COLLEGE OF SCIENCE

Ako: Uhm, saan po makukuha yung Form 5?

Kuya: Uh, dun sa OUR.

 

PUCHANGGALA!!!!

Okay, mga 1, 000 steps na papunta dun.

PAGDATING KO SA OUR...

 

ako: Kuya, pano kunin yung Form 5?

Kuya: Teka, tatanungin ko.......... DUN DAPAT SA COLLEGE MO.

 

 

AMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPO.

 

TAPOS PAGDATING KO SA COLLEGE OF SCIENCE....

AKO: KUYA SAN PO MAKUKUHA YUNG FORM 5?? FRESHMAN PO AKO!!!!

Kuya: AHHH, FRESHMAN KA PALA. Dito mo pwede kunin.

 

 

PUTAAAAANS;LDKJW3095UW0945UW!!!!!

 

PATIENCE IS WTF:

ADVISING PUCHANGGALA SOBRANG HABA NG PILA.

 

Ang daming sumisingit na pasimple!

EKSAMPOL:

May studyanteng nakaupo sa harap na row... Tas darating yung friend niya...

SINGIT STUDENT: UYYY! BEAKMAN! Kamusta ka na??? *tatayo siya bigla sa tabi ng kausap niya*

UPO STUDENT: OH KIM!!! HOW IS YOU?

Pag gumalaw na yung linya, makikiupo na yung singit. 8-| PESTE!!!!

 

 

THE CONSEQUENCE:

Dahil wala akong block... at hindi ako nakapag-advanced reg, isa-isa kong pinuntahan ang mga college kung nasaan ang mga subjects ko.

MALAS, LUNCH BREAK.

Kay, una, Pilar Hall, CHEM 16! Ayos, pareho kami ni Carmela sa umaga. :D

Next, GEOG 1! Sayang, umaga lang pwede. 7 - 8:30 :P

Sunod ENG 1, okay, after PE (WALKING FOR FITNESS :|). Medyo marathon lang dahil kailangan kong tumakbo mula Track Oval hanggang CAL. :|

Tapos, MATH 17... Putek araw-araw....... Eh yung GEOL 11 ko dapat 2:30 - 4:00... kaya

4:00 - 5:15 yung kinuha ko. :| (di pa ko nagp-prerog sa GEOL 11 ah.)

 

PAYNALI, GEOL 11.......!@#$%^&

 

kung kani-kanino ako pinasa-pasa! Tapos dapat pupunta sa MISMONG PROF PARA MAG-ENLIST!!!! WALA NAMANG LAMAN YUNG MGA FACULTY!!!!!!!!!

 

Tapos na-enlist ako sa maling subject... pina-cancel ko pa. :| Tapos may matabang shit na babae dun na putangina nakakairita siya.... SABI NIYA:

 

"TEKA LANG AH, I WANT TO MAKE THIS CLEAR. KAYA KA WALANG MAKUHANG SLOT NGAYON SA SUBJECT MO BECAUSE YOU CHOSE TO GO TO ANOTHER EVENT RATHER THAN ATTENDING THE ADVANCED REGISTRATION WHICH WAS REALLY MEANT TO MAKE IT EASIER. FINOREGO MO KASI YUNG IBANG BAGAY, KAYA HINDI KASALANAN NG UP SYSTEM KUNG BAKIT WALA KANG SLOT... (at sana ay dinagdag na rin niya na: KASI KASALANAN MO DAHIL TANGA KA.)

 

ANG BASTOS AH. SOBRANG BASTOS. SANA DI NA LANG NIYA SINABI. THAT EVENT WAS A VACATION.... AND IT WAS FREAKIN' BOOKED LAST FEBRUARY!!! BEFORE THE FREAKIN' DATES FOR THE FREAKIN' ENROLLMENT WERE ANNOUNCED!!!! YOU F*CKED UP FAT-ASS B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!

 

MY DAD'S GOING TO REPORT YOU. :|

AND MY MOM'S GONNA WHOOP YO' ASS.

 

F*cker.

 

 

IT'S NOT OVER:

So I sort of got EMOTIONAL, meaning, I CRIED. Yes, WTF. WHO THE HECK WOULD CRY DURING AN ENROLLMENT?

 

 

ME.

So I went back to have my post-advising... I decided to DROP MY GEOL 11 BECAUSE IT SUCKS.

So I'm just gonna have 16 units this sem... If i feel really hard-working, then I'll just overload next sem by taking that subject....

 I AM SO GOING TO GET THAT WHOOP-ASSING 1.0 IN GEOL 11!!!!!

 WATCH ME DO IT WITH MY EYES CLOSED, YOU FAT MORON.

 

 

Okay.... balik sa OUR.... tapos sabi nung kuya sa OUR na dapat sa COLLEGE OF SCIENCE daw ako magpa-validate.

 

Nagpa-validate na ko tapos......................

HINDI PALA NAPIRMAHAN NG ADVISER KONG MABAIT YUNG FORM 5 KO. :| DYUSKO.

 

Bumalik pa kong IC............... TAPOS NAKA-KANDADO NA YUNG ADVISING ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Buti na lang nakatambay pa sila sa isang kwarto... Makapal mukha ko kaya pumasok ako at nakita ko yung isang adviser.... AT HOORAY! PINIRMAHAN NIYA ANG AKING FORM 5!

 

 

 

Tapoooos.... balik sa COLLEGE OF SCIENCE.

 

Kuya: Uh, bukas mo na makukuha 'to ah! Para ma-process na namin.

 

 

:|

 

 

SO YEAH, IT'S NOT OVER.

 

I'M GOING BACK TO HELL TOMORROW.

 

 

WHO WANTS TO COME WITH ME?

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54 comments:

  1. Filane Mikee CervantesJune 2, 2009 at 6:24 AM

    Haha! :)) Nakakatawa ka magsulat. :)) :))

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  2. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:29 AM

    That's how I'm like when I'm pissed =))

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  3. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:31 AM

    I SOLEMNLY SWEAR THAT I WILL STUDY IN THE HEAVENLYYYYY UNIVERSITY OF ATENEO DE MANILA IN THE FUTURE WHERE THE CHEM LABS ROCK, AND NOT IN THE STUPID UNIVERSITY I'M IN NOW THAT HAS PRE-HISTORIC WAYS OF ENROLLING STUDENTS.

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  4. Jan CastoloJune 2, 2009 at 6:33 AM

    =)))))) PANJEEEE!!! kaya mo yan! :|
    lagyan ng damit si oble! :|

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  5. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:34 AM

    ATENEO.... ATENEO.... :((( Gahd, I'm so depressed. Ngayon lang nag-sink in na hindi na ko mag-aaral sa ATENEO, the BEST UNIVERSITY ON EARTH (joke, sige, sa Philippines na lang.)

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  6. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:34 AM

    HAHA, I SAW OBLE KANINA. Umuulan, kaya WET LOOK SIYA. =))

    Hay, Jan. :D

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  7. Lex C.June 2, 2009 at 6:40 AM

    Aww Panjee. Sayang! Sa Ateneo, sa June pa yung enlistment. HAHA. Wala lang. Pero okay lang yan. Malay mo maging masaya naman ang school year. Haha. Goodluck :)

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  8. Erica TrinidadJune 2, 2009 at 6:43 AM

    You really thinkg Ateneo's the best Pepe?

    I feel personally attacked. hahha. i'm sorry your enrollment was pure golden shit, though.

    hugs!

    and for the record, this'll all be over anyway. kaya yan.

    i know you feel like whopping that fat-ass bitch (me too) but still, this too, shall really pass. :))

    see you in UP :p

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  9. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:45 AM

    WAH, LEXI, IT HURTS SO MUCH! :( Haha, sana nga, ohmygod. SANA TALAGA. Thanks, good luck din :D

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  10. Jan CastoloJune 2, 2009 at 6:45 AM

    :))))) di napayungan eh. :| Tae bitter din ako sa UP. ang unfair ng system nila. :|

    HAY PANJEE! :>

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  11. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:49 AM

    YEAH, since that OPEN HOUSE thing. :)) They brainwashed me. :D

    Why personally attacked!? Haha, you know me. I am, AS USUAL, just being carried away by my emotions. :D Makikita mo ring magwawala ako pagdating ng pasukan. :))

    I HOPE SO, I REALLY HOPE SO, 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN EVERY FREAKING SEMESTER, DUDE!!!!

    WHAT'S YOU PE NGA PALA?! XD

    see yaaaa :D

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  12. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    SOBRA TALAGA, JANNYWOOT!!!!!! MAMAMATAY NA KO!!! XP

    Ang trato daw nila sa freshies ganito:

    "FRESHMAN KA PA LANG, MATAGAL KA PA DITO KAYA MAMAYA KA NA."


    ampooter.

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  13. Erica TrinidadJune 2, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    My PE's band and ball. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

    dude! I know people who can get you RA status, they gots power ;)

    HAHAHAHA It'll be too awesome for our lives, Pepe. I can just feel it.

    :D

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  14. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    WTH IS THAT?! HAHAHAHA, SI ERIKA SCRABBLE!!!! =)))))) Nakakatawa grabe =))

    REALLY?! ME WANT! ME WANT!

    I am so going to find a way to get VIP status during enrollments =))


    WEEEE, YEAH, EXCITED NA KONG SUMAKAY SA MGA U.P. IKOT AND TOKI JEEPS! =))

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  15. adi aragonJune 2, 2009 at 6:57 AM

    hahaha! naranasan mo na rin ang mah-enroll sa up. haha! sabi nung una di talaga kinaya ng kapatid ko na mag-enroll ng isang araw lang eh. hahaha! pero ngayon na papasok na siya sa law, nakayanan na! apat na taon din yung college enrollment nya na ilang araw para matapos. hahaha! good luck sa college! baka magkita kayo! love yah, ate panjoy! :D

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  16. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:58 AM

    OHYEAH, GOOD IDEA, I'LL DO THAT TOO!!!! XD

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  17. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 6:59 AM

    OHMYGOD TALAGA?!?!?!


    SHE SURVIVED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



    Hahahahaha, awww, thank,s, Adi :) super miss na kita :( lagi kaming napapadaan sa street niyo eh =))


    SEE YOU IN UP! :>

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  18. micah saberJune 2, 2009 at 7:01 AM

    I'm sure na makaka-uno ka sa GEOL 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BTW, good luck tom! sana naman hindi ka na nila pagpasapasahan. :|

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  19. Erica Doria ♥June 2, 2009 at 7:01 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tawang tawa ko =))))))))))
    "You f@$ked up fat ass bitch" :)))))
    BTW, umiyak din ako nung enrollment ko :-j

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  20. E !June 2, 2009 at 7:01 AM

    OMG. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG. OKAY. Fat person. 8-|
    Nafeel ko talagaaaaa eh. ANG SAMA NIYA. Baka kung ako sinabihan ng ganun,
    SINIGAWAN KO NA SIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. @-) @-)

    >:D< >:D< >:D< >:D< >:D<
    You're going to tryy Ateneo talaga? O:

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  21. Erica Doria ♥June 2, 2009 at 7:02 AM

    Anyway, goodluck panjee! :D Kaya mo yaaan.

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  22. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 7:05 AM

    HAHAHAHA, sana nga eh para di ako mapahiya dahil sa mga sinabi ko =))))))))))

    thanks, micah! XD Sana nga, gash.

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  23. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 7:06 AM

    HAHAHAHA, natatawa na nga lang din ako ngayon eh =)) KASI SOBRANG PUKEH NIYA. :))


    TALAGA? Awww, yay may kasama na ko! XD

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  24. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 7:08 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA, SEE? SEE?!?!?! Ang mean ng mga tao dun. :((


    >:D< >:D< >:D<


    HAHAHA, I begged my Mom dati, but she wouldn't let me... Tapos sabi niya mag-try daw muna ako ng 1 year sa UP. If I don't like it there, lilipat DAW ako. Or dun na lang ako sa Ateneo kukuha ng Master's degree ko! XD

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  25. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 7:08 AM

    AWW, KADORS! XD Thanks, hahahaha kaya mo rin yan. :))


    Pag umiyak ka next sem, damayan tayo. :))

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  26. adi aragonJune 2, 2009 at 7:12 AM

    ate panj, sabi ng kapatid ko: "freshmen enrollment is just the tip of the iceberg." that's the EASIEST enrollment process. wait 'til you get to the second sem and you would realize that there's an antechamber in HELL. hahahahaha! but, in the coming days, you will find out why there are so many people untiringly slugging it out in UP. THE UP EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST EXPERIENCE! Mabuhay ka, Bagong Scholar Ng Bayan! Hahahahahah! P.S. Believe me, once you get started you would never trade UP for any other school. ENJOY!

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  27. adi aragonJune 2, 2009 at 7:13 AM

    ate panj! good luck! :D

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  28. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    HAHAHA, sabi nga nung mga prof kanina ANG AMAZING KO EH kasi parang pang-regular student na yung ginawa ko =)) oh well, at least i know what's going to happen next time! XD gash, I really hope so. Sana ay maging maligaya nga ako sa desisyon koooo. :)

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  29. Thor =]June 2, 2009 at 7:20 AM

    Kaya mo yan! :))

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  30. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 7:24 AM

    THALAMAT, THOR. :D BTW, maraming nagmamahal sa'yo diyan sa tabi-tabi :))

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  31. jerenz gonzalesJune 2, 2009 at 7:33 AM

    Hahaha.. Sobrang LUMANG LUMA talaga ung paraan nila sa UP.. LOL!! Goodluck na lang sau.. Tuwang tuwa ako haang binabasa ung adventure mo!!! Ingat=)))>:D<

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  32. Agie LeeJune 2, 2009 at 7:34 AM

    HAHA. Go Pepeeee! >:D<

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  33. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 7:39 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA, grabe lang Jerenz, sobrang pang-dinosaur lang yung paraan nila. =))

    Salamat, pitong beses ko pang gagawin ulit ang kahayupan na yun :))


    Hahahaha, dapat siguro gumawa na ko ng libro tungkol dito. :D

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  34. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 7:40 AM

    THANKS, AGIIIE! >:D<.

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  35. jerenz gonzalesJune 2, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Hahaha.. Shit!!! Oh well.. Make one para masaya.. Pero nakakadismaya naman para sa mga papasok pa alng ng UP!!!LOL=))

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  36. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 8:31 AM

    HAHAHA, dyusko, they'll just have to face hell like I did =))

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  37. camille yabutJune 2, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    JUSKOOOOOOOOOO ang saklap ng pinagdaanan mo! aww panjee! AYLABYU :"> haha

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  38. abi mercadoJune 2, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    wow. grabe. :| aww, ate panj! >:D< goodluck sa college! :P

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  39. Carmela MirandaJune 2, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    panjee!!!!! i share with you the same sentiments :(( super na bad trip din ako nung hindi ako nabigyan ng block... but of course, MEDYO MAS malala yung nangyari sayo [not comparable].... that's way too harsh.

    and yes SINUSUMPA ko rin ang kanilang PALEOZOIC SYSTEM ng pag-enroll
    and alam mo ba every now and then i regretfully stare at my Ateneo acceptance letter :))

    good luck sa atin. at least classmates tayo sa chem 16 [the one and only sole relief] :D

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  40. Anne ...June 2, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    AY! GRABE! ang sama nung matabang NILALANG na yun! PATALSIKIN NA NGA YUN! awww... panjee! ok lang yan! HAHAHAHA! :)))))))))))))))

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  41. bianca jackie torres ganJune 2, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    i like this

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  42. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    WAH, ang swerte ng mga taong nag-advanced reg tulad mo. :((

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  43. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 10:09 PM

    Grabe talaga noh? :)) >:D< thanks :D

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  44. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    HAHAHA, ang stupid talagaaaaaa. :| Pero at least tapos na :)) HAHA, dyusko carmela, AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES PA ULIT NATIN GAGAWIN YUN. :)) Tas mag-ooverload pa ko next sem. :|


    HAHAHA, PALEOZOIC =)) I know how you feel. :( Yung nanay ko kanina pa sabi ng sabi na ililipat niya kong Ateneo ngayon as if naman mangyayari yun :))


    OO NGA! XD Sayang talaga yung Math natin.... May slots pa dun sa section niyo ni Jami kaso akala ko kasi makakakuha ako ng slot sa GEO 11 kaya ginawa kong 4PM yung Math ko. =(( NAKAKAINIS.

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  45. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    Sana sinama ko si Pupus sa enrollment. :(

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  46. Panjee ArmoniaJune 2, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    Parang Facebook lang ah =))

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  47. Erica Doria ♥June 3, 2009 at 1:14 AM

    ONGA EH AMPUTEK =))

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  48. Erica Doria ♥June 3, 2009 at 1:15 AM

    Sige ba :)))))))) KAINIS DIN YUNG UST EH. Nung nagenroll ako, napagawa rin ako ng blog :))

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  49. Xye ;)June 3, 2009 at 3:36 AM

    GRABE PANJEE! I FEEL FOR YOU!! 5 hours akong nakapila para kumuha ng Form 5 at dahil 75th pa ako, wala akong napala. Balik na lang daw tomorrow. As in !@#$%^&*() lang talaga!!! Alammo yung kumpleto na yung subjects? Hindi na lang ako makausad dahil sa hayop na form 5 na yan. ~X(

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  50. Carmela Arceo ♥June 3, 2009 at 6:28 AM

    langya! ako 29 UNITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :|

    MAY BOTANY, CHEM at MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! social dance yung pe ko =)))))))))))))))

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  51. Panjee ArmoniaJune 5, 2009 at 6:18 PM

    Ang dami! Parang overloading na yan samin ah pag 29 units =)) HAHAHAHAHA, beakman, lipat tayong hogwarts.

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  52. Panjee ArmoniaJune 5, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    AKO RIN INABOT NG SOBRANG TAGAL DAHIL SA FORM 5 NA YAAAAAAN!!!!! Di kasi namin alam kung saan hahanapin!!!! =)) Buti ka nga kumpleto na yung subjects mo eh :)) WAHAHAHA, tae talaga nakakamatay mag-enroll.

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  53. Panjee ArmoniaJune 5, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    TALAGA?! Nasan? Di ko mahanap! =))

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  54. paula bengulloJune 14, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    aww pepe ngayon ko lang to nabasa. aww okay lang yan :D we're here for you :)

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