Thursday, October 30, 2008

Harry Potter or Twilight? :)

EDWARD CULLEN OR HARRY POTTER?
This question was not meant to be answered =)) because it's so fcking hard =))

BELLA OR HERMIONE?
Raaaawr, sorry Bella :D I choose Hermione :)

JAMES OR VOLDEMORT?
James! XD

VICTORIA OR BELLATRIX?
Bellatrix is somewhat sexier =)) HAH.

JACOB OR RON?
Ron! XD

SIRIUS OR CHARLIE?
Sirius. Charlie's like... whatever. :)) At least Sirius can turn himself into a dog :D


MR. WEASLEY OR BILLY?
HAHA. Mr. Weasley :D

MRS. WEASLEY OR RENEE?
Renee's cooool, but she's weird. I like Mrs. Weasley. :) Her cooking rocks \m/ YAAAK, as if naman natikman ko na luto niya =))

LUNA OR ALICE?
Errrm, Luna! :D She's cute. :">

EMMETT OR CEDRIC?
CEDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC. <3

ROSALIE OR CHO?
HAHA. Do I really need to answer this?! ROSALIE! MUKHANG BADING SI CHO! XD =)) Okay, I'm so mean.

JASPER OR GINNY?
Jasper is HOOOOT. Haha, Paula! XD

ESME OR LILY?
Lily :)

CARLISLE OR JAMES?
Carlisle! XD

TWILIGHT OR HARRY POTTER?
:)

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Kung nakakalason ang pride...

siguro matagal na kong namatay dahil lagi akong nagpapakalasing dito.

 

May hang-over pa nga eh. Isang napakatinding hang-over.

 

 

Kulang na nga lang talaga malagutan na ko ng hininga para makumbinsi kayong patay na talaga ako. Pakiramdam ko kasi ngayon.... actually wala na kong nararamdaman. Parang naka-slow motion yung paligid ko tapos lumulutang na lang ako... Kala siguro ng mga tao dito sa bahay nagda-drugs na ko. Haha. Nakakapagbiro pa ko sa lagay na to.

 

 

Alam mo, friend, para saan pa ang sorry kung uulitin mo lang din naman lahat ng kasalanan mo? Pinakikisamahan na lang kita, iniintindi kasi alam kong masakit. Sobrang sakit... pero hindi sapat yun para gawin mo na lang ang lahat ng gusto mo... hindi sapat yun para sirain mo ang buhay ko. alam mo bang dalawa sa mga pinaka importanteng tao sa buhay ko ang naapektuhan sa kabalbalan mo? buti na lang okay na kami nung isa.

 

Ang tindi mo rin eh. Ang bata-bata mo pa nakakagawa ka na ng ganyang kontrobersiya. Umayos ka nga :)) you still have your whole life ahead of you.

 

 

You know, kahit na gaano pa kagago yang pinaggagawa mo...

 

 

ALAM KONG WEIRD PERO---

 

 

 

I'll still forgive you...

...

Ang saklap talaga ng karma... Di ko nga alam kung bakit ako kinakarma eh... Siguro ignorante lang talaga ako.

 

Haha. Binasa ko muna blog ni Kim para matuwa naman ako. :P

 

 

Pero it's not enough... Feel ko magugunaw na mundo ko.

 

 

Ayoko na, di ko na kayang tapusin tong blog ko... naiiyak na ko ayokong makita ako ng nanay ko.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

HAHA. I knew it. :>

I was able to predict that someone would get affected 'cause she thought that she was the one I was talking about in my previous blog entries. Well, hello sister, it's not you. I don't want to fight again. I have many other things to worry about. Trust me. :P Say hello to Panjee the Martyr, again.

 

Save the tears, they're not worth anything. Not for now, anyway. I'm trying hard to understand and to think the way you guys think just so I'll be able to accept what's happening right now... because it ain't pretty. Not for me, not for you, heck not even for everyone who knows us. I'm trying to accept that this is something that happens naturally... that it's not just a mere product of your immaturity and narrow-mindedness...

 

--And I'm not saying you're immature, narrow-minded or anything. I actually regret saying those things because I was not myself when I said them. For now, I believe those words point only to one person, and that person is me.

 

 

That's it... I'm done. Case closed. I'm out.

 

 

 

 

AAAAND NOOOOW, back to my powerpoint presentation :D

Ang Tamaan 'Wag Magalit :))

Mamaya akala mo ikaw pinaparinggan ko, hindi naman pala :))

 

 

Anong tawag dun?

 

 

SHUNGA! :D

 

 

Haha. Hyper ko :D

 

Gusto ko na maglaro ng Star Wars =))

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Tchyeah.

Wala kang karapatang ipagkalat ang tungkol sa anumang namamagitan sa amin ni toot kung hindi mo naman alam ang katotohanan. Matanda ka na, utang na loob. Dapat mas alam mo kung anong dapat gawin AT IYON AY ANG PABAYAAN KAMI-- dahil buhay ko 'to at hindi sa iyo.

 

Kahit na sabihin mo pang "you know better than I do" wala akong pake, hayaan mo kong magkamali dahil parte yan ng buhay. :|

 

Siguro naiinggit ka lang. Problema nga 'yan. Tama ba namang sabihin sa nanay ni toot na seryoso na kami eh hindi naman talaga?

 

 

Kahangalan, kahangalan, kahangalan.

 

 

Kung ma-gets ng iba jan, bahala kayo kung magsusumbong kayo. Diyan ko malalaman kung anong klase ng tao kayo.

 

 

W A L A   N A  K O N G  P A K E.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Conspiracy.

Stupid stereotypers. 8-|

 

 

Stop it. Please. We're not what you expect us to be.

 

 

Huwag na kayong dumagdag sa mga problema ko. :|

 

 

That's all.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Repost: Christine Pelagio's Swimming Party :) (Part One)


Sana isang family na lang kami :)

--MARAMING SALAMAT, DANKE, DOMO ARIGATOU, THANK YOU KAY JAMILAH LARA ANGELICA S. LALA DAHIL NAGSILBI SIYANG PHOTOGRAPHER NG ARAW NA 'TO. :)


Wee :)

*had my last set of periodicals
*waited for eternity for our dad to arrive dahil super traffic
*went to Ever para kumain
*dumiretsong Brittany :)
*nag-swimming sa pool na parang hindi tubig ang laman =))


THANK YOU PELAGIO FAMILY :) Sa-uulitin :D Next time daw Puerto Galera naman =)))) \m/ Haha.



-Captions coming soon :) may part two rin nito :)

Friday, October 24, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

LAPU-LAPU!

Guys ang kati ng legs ko :)) ASDFJKL;

 

Ganito, di ko alam kung kumpleto na tong ginawa ko :)) kasi description lang ng sayaw tsaka costumes yung nilagay ko :| wala naman kasing sinabi kung ano talagang ilalagay eh :|

 

Tapos yung intro ng ppt natin di ko muna nilagay kasi masyadong malaki yung file :)) may video kasi eh :)) para AWESOME @-)

 

ENDYOI. :D

 

 

 

Attachment: PE meow meow.ppt

Hello Kitty Online Game Beta

http://www.hellokittyonline.com
SAAN PA KAYO MAKAKAKITA NG HELLO KITTY NA DOTA?! =)) Dito lang! :)) Actually para siyang Tales Of Pirates (I miss this game :(.) na Sanrio Version.


To play the game, you need to sign up at sanriotown.com and send a blank email (using your sanriotown account) to hkofounder@hellokitty.com :) It'll take a few weeks for them to process your membership thingy. After that, you'll have to download the patch from the client which can also be found in this link's webpage. :D The game will eat 1.8 GB of your memory :P


MAKE ROOM FOR THE CUTEST ONLINE GAME THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! XD XD XD

Sanriotown - Your sanrio community and email service with special wallpapers, ecards, games and video featuring Hello Kitty, My Melody, XO and many more!

http://www.sanriotown.com
Kitty is so pretty. :"> I LOVE THIS SITE! XD I already have an account here. Hahaha :D

Monday, October 20, 2008

Kung Bakit Masaya Ang Mundo Sa FRIENDSTER =)))))

Grabe ah, napaka-skwater-infested na ng Friendster, pero masaya pa rin talaga!

 

 

Bakit nga ba? Dahil masarap pagtripan yung mga tao dun :))))))

 

 

 

Joooke, hahaha, di ako ganun ah, medyo lang! XD

 

 

GANITO KASI YUN!!!

 

 

MAY PAK-ASS NA UMAAWAY SAKIN!

 

 

Itago natin ang identity niya sa pangalang... Humutata**.

 

Paano niya ko inaway? Simple, AKO ANG NAGSIMULA >:D HAHAHAHAHA.

 

 

Kapit-bahay ko yun eh, tapos OBSESSED  siya kay...

 

 

TSINELAS MAN** na impersonator ng batikang aktor sa play na EQUUS.

 

Tapos matagal-tagal na rin namin siyang hina-hunting nina Anne at Tsinelas Man. Nagkataon nung misa nung Linggo, NAGSIMBA ANG BRUHA! =))

 

 

Nakita namin siya, NGUMINGITI SA ERE. Oo, gawain yan ng autistic na bata. Autistic siguro yun. :| :))

 

Malamang nagpapakyut kay Tsinelas Man :)) Tawa kami nang tawa nung Homily graaaaaabe =)) Tapos nahuli siya ni Tsinelas Man na...

 

 

INIIRAPAN KAMI.

 

 

Aba nyeta nga naman oh. :)) Syempre natawa pa rin ako =)) Nung nag-log-in ako sa Friendster, bumanat ako sa shoutout ko =))

 

 

"WE FINALLY FOUND YOU! HAHAHA! HOW DARE YOU GLARE AT US LIKE THAT! I BET YOU JUST CAN'T ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER! GO TO HELL! (Evil Mode)"

 

Hahahaha, di ba wala namang masama dun sa sinabi ko? :> =)))))))))))))))

 

 

Tapos nakita na lang ni Anne na sinagot ni HUMUTATA ang shoutout ko. Sabi niya:

 

 

"I HATE U P_____!!!!!! U KNOW URSELF!"

 

 

 

Nyeta magagalit na nga lang mali-mali pa yung spelling!!! BOBO! =)))))))

 

Tapos may nag-add pala sakin kanina, hahaha ang pangalan niya...

 

 

IDO SABOBO =))

 

Bait ko noh? >:)

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Confessions of an Ex-Stalker :))

Haha, nakakatawang isipin na yung taong minamatyagan (in balbal terms, sino-stalk) mo dati eh LKSAJFPOW mo na ngayon =))

 

 

GRABE HAHAHA. Kasama ko kasi si ALSKDFJ at si Anne kahapon. Tapos ayun, nagkwentuhan kami tungkol sa aming nakaraan, particularly nung STALKER ERA namin ni Anne. =)))))

 

Sabi ni ASLKDJS: "Ay nakapasok na ba kayo dun sa bahay ni Humunuhum**? Naalala ko dati may biglang tumawag sakin nun.... tapos mga mukha niyo yung naaalala kong nandun."

 

Ako: "HUH? ANO YUN? WALA AKONG NAAALALANG GANUN!" (denial mode. sobrang naaalala ko pa kaya mga ka-stalker-an ko nun!)

 

Anne: "Ano ka ba, yun yung kasama natin si Charleen blahblahblah tapos blahblahblah!" (sorry anne di ko na maalala eh :)) )

 

Ako: "Ahhh, talaga? HAHA SHIT NAKAKAHIYA." sabay hampas kay LAKSJDF.

 

 

GRABE ANG WEIRD TALAGA!!! XD Parang napaka-imposible eh noh. Girl stalks guy. Girl and guy become friends. And you know what comes next. Siguro yung ganyang girl-stalks-guy na mga kaso eh may 1 out of 1,000,000,000,000 na humantong sa happy ending di ba? :)) 

 

Hahaha. Nakakatuwa, shit, pero nakakahiya at the same time. =)) KALA KO DI NA NIYA MAAALALA YUNG MGA KA-ULULAN NA GINAWA KO DATI =)))))))))))))))) hahaha, guess I was wrong. :P pero nakakatawa lang talaga. Hindi ko inakalang magkakatotoo yung daydreams ko.

 

Kaya ito ang mensahe ko sa mga stalker at mga hopeless romantic diyan...

 

 

 

DON'T STOP BELIEVING! HABANG MAY BUHAY MAY PAG-ASA!!!!!!!! \:D/ BRING HOME THE BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! (kung gusto niyo buong baboy na iuwi niyo, hindi lang bacon. :P)

 

Go! Fight! Win! Hahahaha, seryoso ako ah. XD

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Beakman Loves Retards :D

If you could change one thing in the world right now, what would it be?
* I WOULD KILL ALL OF THE COCKROACHES! XD since they serve no definite and beneficial purpose to this planet

If you could easily visit one known planet, which one would it be?
* Jupiter XD

If you could only keep one of your five senses, which one would it be and why?
* Sight :) para makita ko ang napaka-angelic face niya forever XD

If you could own any building in existence, which one would it be and why?
* Uhhh, yung factory ni Willy Wonka! XD O kaya yung Hogwarts. AY SHIT, dapat ba nag-eexist? =)) Yung bahay na lang ni Beakman =)) wala lang, puro ipis.

If you had to give up all sexual activity for 1 year, how much money would you ask for in return?
* P1.00 =))

If you could get married right now to someone famous, who would it be and why?
* DANIEL RADCLIFFE! XD XD XD kelangan pa ba sagutin kung bakit?!

If you could discover one thing in your family attic, besides money, what would it be?
* Uh, magic wand :D

If you could break one current sports record, which one would it be?
* Yung game ni Kim, "PATIGASAN" =))))))))))))))))

If you had to recall the worst date that you've ever been on, which one would you pick and why?
* WAHAHAHA! XD Loser, nvmind =))

If you could pick one famous person to be your neighbor, who would pick and why?
* DANIEL RADCLIFFE! XD kasi ganun! Para dalawa na Harry Potter sa neighborhood, tapos malamang si Daniel na yung hahabulin ng mga tao hindi si... =)) YEY! \:D/

If you were sentenced to life in a prison cell with one person you know, who would it be and why?

* Si Beakman =)) para may kasama akong gumulong :)) tapos gagaguhin namin yung ibang mga inmates =)) sasayaw kami ng Like a Virgin :))

If you could eliminate one habit you have, what would it be?
* Magpuyat!

If you could teach your mate to do one thing, what would it be?
* MATH =)) joooooooooooooke

If you could write letters to only one person for the rest of your life, who would it be and why?
* Myself :)) para masaya :D

If you had to name the best album cover ever, which one would it be and why?
* NFG! XD Lahat ng album cover nila =))

If you had the power to hypnotize anyone for a day, who would it be and what would you make them do?
* SI RETARD! Papakain ko sa kanya kulangot niya =))

If you had to pay 1 dollar for every time you thought about sex, how long would it be before you went bankrupt?
* HAHAHAHAHAHA =)))))))) siguro sa isang araw pa lang bankrupt na ko :)) pero pag kasama ko si beakman, ISANG MINUTO PA LANG MASASANLA KO NA BAHAY KO =))

If you could give one thing to each of your ex-lovers, what would you give them?
* AYYYY. Go to hell :)) joke, bibigyan ko sila ng patay na ipis

If you could tell your mother or father one thing they don't know, what would it be?
* Mami, Dadi, may kaibigan po akong tsiken.

If you had to name the most difficult period of your life, what would it be?
* Uh, NGAYON. =))

If you had to be stuck for hours in an airport, what part would you be in?
* Sa mga kainan :D

If you had to recall your worst travel experience, what would it be?
* NUNG PROSEC FIELDTRIP! NYETA =))


If you could personally undress anyone that you have never seen naked before, who would it be?
* SI BEAKMAN! XD

If you could have a sensuous massage everyday from someone you know, who would it be?
* From Beakman! XD

If from now on you could only have sex at a certain time of the day, when would it be?
* WTF =))))) 12:30, habang kumakain ng tanghalian =)))) joke, punyeta kadiri =))

If you were going to elope tonight, who would you go with and where you go?
* KAY BEAKMAN! PUPUNTA KAMING GERMANY =)) bibili ng granada tapos pasasabugin si Retard :))

If you could pass one new law related to sex, what would it be?
* Sex for minors should be done with parental guidance =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

If you could have found out something about sex sooner than what you did, what would it be?
* HA?

If you had to come up with just one word to describe each of your past lovers, what would it be?
* Hala :))))) they are all BLIND =))

If you were to decide the best place to make love other than a bed, what would you say?
* Sa loob ng unan!

If you were to have a secret affair in your hometown or city, which hotel would you pick for your rendezvous?
* Jumping Tarantado Hotel =))))) where everyone who jumps... is tarantado :))

If you were to become a prostitute, how much money do you think you would charge by the hour?
* I'm priceless :)) wahaha, per hour mga.... 100000000000000000000000 Euros!

 

ANONG KLASENG MGA TANONG BA TO?!

If you had to choose the next person to be fired from your place of employment, who would you choose and why?
* blahbiblah

If you had to say one thing you told somebody about your love life that you now wish you hadn't, what would it be?
* Gago ka ba?! Eh di nalaman mo rin!

If you could make love only one day of the year, what day would it be?
* January 1! Happy New Year! \:D/ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA =)) ano ba yan.

If all of your ex-lovers were to say the same romantic thing about you, what would you prefer it to be?
* Suck your shit.

If you had to name the one thing you most fear about relationships, what is it?
* The Break Up :D

If you had to say what's both great and awful about men, what would it be?
* THEIR STUPIDITY can be annoying and cute at the same time :))

From Beakman: Future Wedding Plans =)) WAHAHAHAHA.

Future Wedding


 

People/Entourage

Your name: Hilegra Batuta
Future Husband (or who you wish would be): AHHHHHH! XD Si ano, si Swiper No Swiping =))
Maid of Honor: SI ANNE! XD
Number or bridesmaids: Huh? :)) Sina Edmarie, Honey, Paula, Kim, Beakman, Aly, Yabs, Clar XD
Best man: Si Benny the BULL =))))
Flower Girl: Sophie, sophie (pinsan ko :D), Erin, Starr, Dyebeh =)))
Ring Bearer: SI DANIEL RADCLIFFE! XD XD XD tapos dapat yung suot niya... yung "costume" niya sa Equus =)) Ayyyyy. May costume nga ba siya dun? :)) =)) WAHAHA! XD


Place

Where do you want to get married?
- Sa internet cafe :)) JOKE =)) underwater! XD seryosoooo, para masaya. O kaya sa perya, para mas masaya. O kaya sa Hinulugang Taktak, para sobrang saya =))

Why?
- PARA MASAYA!!!


Other Details

Age you want to be married:
* Ewan, sabi ng nanay ko lagpas 25 dapat =))

Age now:
* 16

What time would the wedding be?
* Uhhh... 10 AM? :D

Your dress:
* Pang-cosplay, yung costume ni Cardcaptor Sakura =)) Jooooooke :)) ampppp :)) Basta kahit anong matino :D
 
Wedding colors:
* Purple XD and... black? EMO! =)) Yuuuuck. Black and white, para mukhang masquerade ball. :>
 
Bridesmaid dresses
* Bahala sila :)) basta complementary sa colors na yun :))

Special Requests:
* Si Francois dapat yung pari tapos si Christian Mukhang Gecko at Leone yung mga sakristan =)))) gusto ko ring wedding band Paramore wahaha :)) o kaya Three Doors Down XD


Songs
Pork and Beans :)), IDIOT INSIDE =)), Tinga, Ingrown, Kiss Me (version ni Kimberly Samia)


Post wedding

Honeymoon:
* ISLE ESME! =)) JOKE, punyemet :)) sa Rio de Janeiro, Maldives o kaya magka-Caribbean cruise wooooo \:D/

Length of honeymoon
* 1 YEAR! Parang kay Becky Bloomwood =)) Jooooke.

Will people be able to contact you
* Oo bahala sila :D

Will you be a virgin or not?
* WTHECK! Depende kay hubby =)) YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! DX DX DX =)) okay sige tawa pa rin

 

Monday, October 6, 2008

):)

I don't know how to evaluate this day.............................................................................................................................................................

 

 

 

My mood swings are getting worse. First minute, you see me laughing, and on the next, you see me throwing plates at somebody. How erratic.

 

 

I woke up today feeling glad because I didn't have to go to school.

 

I got pissed because my mom wanted me to take a bath and dress up for 15 mins.... only. That was TOTALLY impossible, well, for me.

 

I got excited when we passed by UST. I don't know why. Weird.

 

I got pissed again when I had to leave my phone because I can't take it with me inside the US embassy.

 

I got pissed, pissed, pissed because of all the waiting. We were called to the front thrice because of my stupid picture. I had to go and have my picture taken twice (which cost us about P300) because they wouldn't accept my picture because my bangs were covering my EYEBROWS! DX wtf.

 

I got pissed when it was my turn to get my fingers scanned. I have sweaty palms (and fingers), so you can just imagine what happened. They were all staring at me 8-| It totally sucked.

 

I felt relieved when we finally entered the air-conditioned building. :)

 

I got pissed because I had to keep on smiling and pretending that I was really looking forward to the interrogation.

 

 

FINALLY, I got pissed when my sister got what she wanted and I didn't. She was dropped off at school, while I was brought home. I really intended to go to Trinoma to buy birthday presents, but SOMEONE wouldn't let me. Apparently, she just doesn't trust me. :| I cried inside the car for what seemed like eternity... I didn't even answer her when she asked why I was crying. I didn't say thank you when she bought me palabok from Jollibee. I didn't say goodbye when she drove back to her office.

 

I hate her so much... :| I know it's downright wrong to hate the very person who brought you into this world, but I just can't help it! Okay, immature moment.

 

I studied for an hour and slept for the rest of the afternoon. I texted my Mom and said sorry.

 

and then "happy time" started :D Weee :)) Tsinelas went to our house. XD

 

 

THE END :D