The Curse of the Ipis Queen... (True Story)

AKO AY MAY ISANG NAPAKALAKING ACCOMPLISHMENT...

 

 

 

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF MY LIFE...

 

 

 

NAKAPATAY AKO NG IPIS!!!!!!!

 

As in ipis na fully-grown, hindi yung parang garapata-sized lang :))))))

 

 

 

ANG SAYA-SAYA KO! COME ON! CELEBRATE WITH ME! \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

 

 

 

Here's how it happened...

 

 

3 minutes ago...

 

I was typing... and then I heard a familiar sound. A sound that always made my heart race whenever I heard it. It was a scuttling noise that brought terror to everyone in our household.

 

OO, MAY GUMAGAPANG NA IPIS.

 

Napatigil ako. Kasabay kong tumigil ang mundo. Akala ko aatakihin na ko... It was about 1:25 a.m., kaka-install ko pa lang ng free trial version ng Jojo's Fashion Show 2...

Nagtangkang lumapit sa'kin yung ipis, pero umilag ako. Lumabas agad ako papuntang hagdanan at sinarado ang sliding door.

"PUNYETA!!!!!!"---

 

PUMASOK YUNG IPIS SA KWARTO KO. :|

 

Anong ginawa ko? Usually tinatawag ko ang pinakamahusay na assassin sa bahay (tatay ko) para i-eliminate yung ipis. Subalit sa kadahilanang madaling araw pa at siguradong magiging biktima ako ng hagupit ng mga magulang ko, hindi ko na lang tinuloy.

 

Nagmadali ako sa shoe cupboard, kumuha ng Baygon at sinuot ang tsinelas ng tatay ko (sa pag-aakalang baka mapasa sa akin ang ipis-warrior prowess niya). Tumakbo ako pataas para harapin ko na ang hayop na namamalagi sa aking silid.

 

*gulp* "Okey... dis is it. Ama, Ina, Jillian, mahal ko po kayong lahat. Beakman and Paula, see you in hell. Kim, sabihin mo kay Leone siya yung magpari sa burol ko. Aly, bading daw si Bill. Pakisabi na lang kay John na... na...---" whatever.

 

Dahan-dahan akong pumasok sa kwarto... namataan ko ang hayop sa ilalim ng aking kama...

*spray!!!*

Okay, bobo much, nag-spray ako pero mga 4 meters away =)))))

Ang bilis tumakbo nung ipis. Nawala siya sa paningin ko...

 

Nag-meditate pa ko at pinikit mga mata ko para malaman kung nasaan yung ipis. Pagdilat ko--

 

 

NASA TABI KO NA SIYA =)))) wooo!

*spray! spray! spray!* "Leche kang ipis ka!"

 

Ito na yung pinaka ayaw kong part... pag lumilipad na sila. :| :| :|

 

 

OHHHWWWW SYIIIIT. Magka-counterattack na yung ipis, anong gagawin ko!?

 

 

I summoned all my strength into one mighty stomp.

 

BULLSEYE! SAPUL ANG PWET!

 

=)))))

 

Sinamantala ko na ang pagkakataon at nilunod ang ipis sa Baygon. Pinagmumura ko rin siya para masaya. Hahaha, tapos naghihingalo na siya ngayon kasi pinatungan ko siya ng clothes basket :))))

 

ITO ANG PRUEBANG NAKAPATAY AKO NG IPIS:

 

 

Ngayon ay nananatiling misteryo kung paano nakalusot ang ipis na iyon sa aming pamamahay... IMPOSIBLE, sinasabi ko sa iyo... Maliban na lang kung..

 

May sumpa kang galing kay... IPIS QUEEN.

 

Mga kaibigan, mag-iingat kayo.

Baka kayo na ang sunod na bisitahin ng alaga... ni Ipis Queen. :)

Magkamukha na kami ni Aly =))))

Hahahahaha, syempre kinuha ko lang mga pics na nandun ako :D


Am I pogi or am I pogi? :> :> :>


Fine, emo na lang. :|

Yerayt. Fuhhh. :|

Aly, Beaky, Paula, Yub, Chia, Milaine, Japs, EVERYONE. Sorry talaga! AS IN.. TALAGA! :| Naman kasi eh... Whatta fuhhh-ing day.

 

My mom won't be able to fetch me kasi she's tired. Okay, I'm trying REALLY HARD to be considerate this time. PERO, alam mo yun? It gets even harder when you really really really want to do/have something, and you feel like it's right there within your reach, but then the chance just suddenly flies away. WTFuhhhh.

 

Hay, no more guitar hero showdown. I was REALLLLLYYYY looking forward to having fun with my friends... This was supposed to be the first time I'll ever get to spend time with them na hindi sa school.

 

 

Why do I always miss out on the fun? :((

 

:| :| :| I hate myself... I AM AN OFFICIAL PARTY POOPER.

 

Somebody shoot me. NOW. 8-|

 

 

BUCK.BUCK.BUCK. Tsiken.

Rararah! :D

THIS IS LOVE :]
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- your oldest cousin
- the person you last instant messaged
- someone next to you in math
- your homeroom teacher
- the skinniest person you know
- the tallest adult you know
- someone you know who has/had cancer
- last person who gave you money for any reason
- someone you were with on new year's
- someone you know with natural blond hair

1. Charleen (?) She's not exactly the oldest :)) She's the oldest one I know of.
2. I can't remember!!! I think 'twas Yabs :))
3. CLAR!
4. Mrs. Benitez! :D XD
5. Dyebeh =))
6. Uhm, my Dad? Hahaha joke lang Daddy :)) I looove you =)) Si Kuya Res!
7. Ms. Atienza? :P
8. Mom :D
9. Anne :)
10. Uhm. Uhm. Uhm. SI ALY NA NGA LANG! =)) I can't think of anyone :))

What is 4's voice like? HOTTTT. Everything about her is smokin' HOOOOOOOTTTT. :))

Would you trust 8 with your life? OF COURSE! She IS my Mom, after all =))

What would you do if 1 died in a car accident? OH NOES DX I'd mourn forever :((

What color are 9's eyes (guess if you don't know)? Black :))

When was the last time you saw 6? Last month? I think. He left for Dubai already :(

What is the most annoying thing about 10? HAHAHA =)) She has a LOT to say :))

How long have you known 7? Ever since I came to school. :P

If you could, would you trade lives with 3? HAHAHAAAAAAA. Not a freakin' chance! =)) Who'd want to exchange lives with Clar? I mean, hello?! Pffft. Haha, kidding, Clar :) ILY <3

What would you do if you saw 2 at the mall? I'd... freak out? @-) I'd hug her because she looks like a penguin-shaped marshmallow :)) =))

What was the last thing you talked about with 5? CHICKEN POX! =))

What is 6 good at doing? Graphic designing :)) BASKETBALL =)) Woooo! \:D/

Do you like 10's clothes? I like all clothes! Even guy clothes :))

Does 7 have a big house? Geez, I have no idea :))

Would you hug 2? Pfffsht, I always do :> :)

Would you want 5 to come to your funeral? Aba oo naman :>

What is 8's hair like? Short, sabi ni Mama para raw kay Martha Stewart yung buhok niya ampp :))

Would you laugh if 4 fell on their face? Haha how mean of me to say this, but YES! =)) That would totally make my day, but of course, I'd still feel sorry for her. Hahahaha. I don't think I'll ever get to see this happening to her :)) It's so unlikely :))

Could 9 survive alone on an island for a month? Haha, probably :))

What do you want that 3 has?  NOTHING! =)) Hahahaha. I want HER :D

How often do you see 1? During family affairs :)

How did you meet 2? I met her at school :>

Are you related to 7? Yes, she is our grade school principal.

Does 10 make you laugh? Yes, in fact, everyone does :)) That's just how shallow I am.

Have you lied to 5? Haha, I've never felt the need to lie to this person :))

How old is 1? 16 y/o :D

Is 8 single? If not, who are they married to/going out with? OBVIOUSLY NOT! =)) She's married to Mr. Armonia :)

Would you vote for 9 if they ran for president? Haha, if she were my classmate, then yes :))

What was your first impression of 6? Serious :)) Haha I made a huge mistake :))

Could 4 be a model? OH---MY----ZEUS. DUUUH!!! She can be a Louis Vuitton model =)) She's so pretty @-)

Have you hurt 3, or have they hurt you? BOTH =)) Haha, but I hurt her more :D I'm not ashamed to admit that :)) It's a friendship thing you won't understand :))

Has 2 been to your house, or have you been to theirs? Neither :| :P :))

What town/city does 6 live in? He used to live across our house, as in their house would be less than 30 steps from ours :)) Now he lives a couple of a hundred kilometers away from home :| :)) particularly in Dubai.

What is 3 most scared of? ME >:)

Do you know 4's birthday? Not yet! I'd like to find out :))

Does 7 know 8? Uh, I don't think so :))

Does 5 know 10? Syempre :>

Does 9 know 1? Yes :)

From the hottest pox lady in town :>

BEAKMAN =)

1. What would you do if your most recent ex just showed up at your house ?
= Si Beakman? Haha :D I'd toot her :))

2. What describes your relationship status?
= Single (?) Hahahahaha =))

3. Are you happy about that?
= Yes :>

4. What's the last tv show you've seen?
= Can't remember.

6. What is your favorite animal?
= PUG!

7. Who have you thought about most today?
= RAWWWWR. Sino pa nga ba? :D

8. Do you carve pumpkins every year?
= No, I carve HEADS >:D

9. Color of your underwear?
= Wait, lemme see. Blue :)

10. Color of your shirt?
= White :D

12. Who's on speed dial?
= No one.

13. Honestly, what would you rather be doing right now?
= Do my Teenstar project... uhm, actually no, I'd rather spend time with someone--- never mind =)) =)) =))

14. What's your favorite season?
= SUMMER! :D

16. Are you a bad influence?
= i dont know. ako yung naiimpluwensyahan. joke =)) :P <--- SAGOT TO NI BEAKMAN =)) NANINIWALA BA KAYO?!?!?!

= Nope :D

19. Would you do anything for someone else?
= Depends on who that someone is :D but most of the time, yes.

20. Have you ever been called a bitch?
= Yes =)) haha.

21. Have you ever eaten pizza with sour cream?
= o____o nope.

24. How big is your room?
= 3x3 =)) wahahaha

25. Do you ever think people hate you for filling these out?
= Sila na bahala sa opinyon nila :)) wala akong pake :))

26. Do your best friends have a myspace?
= Si Aly lang meron!

27. Whose page did you visit last?
= Beakerman's :>

28. Last time you went out to dinner?
= Last Sunday? :P ay joke hindi pala :) Last week pa.

29. Who is your favorite character from Friends?
= Jennifer Aniston, I forgot her screen name :))

31. Do you have your senior yearbook?
= Wala pa!!! DX

32. Do you want to be with anyone right now?
= YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYESYESYESYES!!! Punyeta. :|

33. Do you have one or more N*sync CD's?
= Hahaha, I used to :>

34. What did you do last night?
= Studied :)

35. Favorite TV show?
= Phineas and Ferb :> <-- Ditto here, beakman :)

36. What's your name spelled backwards?
=Secnarf Eniale Ralimap Ainomra =)) parang pangalan ng taga-... Lebanon =))

37. Do you have a song by Kelly Clarkson in your itunes library?
= Nope.

38. iPod or Zune?
= iPod.

39. Do you watch Family Guy regularly?
= Nope.

40. How do you feel about reality shows?
= Haha, stupid. Fake. Funny. 

41. Do you read trashy romance novels often?
= Nope.

43. What's the last thing you bought?
= Food. Mango shake!

45. Whats in your CD player right now?
= Nothing.

46. What's your favorite movie?
= ALL OF THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES =)) XD XD XD 

47. Whats another favorite movie?
= Uhm, how about soon-to-be-favorite? Like... TWILIGHT? =)) :>

49. Can you sing?
= Yes :D

50. Do you play any instruments?
= Yes :D

51. Have you ever been to another country?
= Yes :D

54. Have you ever been to South America or Africa?
= NOPE :))

55. Do you know how to knit?
= Crochet lang :))

56. What do you want to eat right now?
= MORE OREOS! XD

57. Have you ever written love song lyrics yourself and put them on Myspace?
= Nope :))

58. What are you doing right now besides this survey?
= Nothing.

60. Baskin & Robbins or Cold Stone?
= Baskin & Robbins :D

61. Math or English?
= BOTH! XD

62. Facebook or MySpace?
= Facebook :)

63. G-rated or R-rated movies?
= G-rated :)

64. Rather fly across the states or drive?
= Fly :D

65. Batman, Spiderman, Superman, Hulk, or SilverSurfer?
= Superman :> I like men who wear their underwear inside out =))

66. What's your favorite Disney movie?
= HSM?! NOT A CHANCE =)) Haha, maybe, nasa second most favorite Disney movies ko yun eh. AMPPP :)) pinakagusto ko... Lion King, yan daw favorite ko when I was a kid :P

67. What Cell Phone Service do you have?
= IDK :))

68. How many beers get you drunk?
= I don't drink.

68. Mood?
= BLAHBLAH.

Oh, for the love of----

CHICKENS!!!! D: DX D: DX D: DX

 

PARANG TANGA TALAGA YANG TSIKEN PAKS NA YAN! BAKIT BA KASI TINAWAG NA TSIKEN PAKS EH DI NAMAN GALING SA TSIKEN!!! (Hindi nga ba? :|)

 

 

Haaaaay, we must all remain strong and steadfast despite the hardships and the DISCRIMINATIOOOOON we have to face.

 

Olporwan, wanporol :)

 

Grabe, pano kaya yung mga natamaan ng "SUMPA"? (from now on, I will never say the "C" word :D in fear of acquiring the "sumpa" myself :|) Eh di ba next week na yata yung Profile picture taking? WAAAAHHHH.

 

Ay okay... hahaha, ngayon alam ko na ang silbi ng adobe photoshop :)) pwede naman siguro nilang i-edit yung mga spots... :| :| :| AMPANGET! Hindi na makikita yung natural beauty kasi retokado na gamit ng computer :| ang wrong timing talaga ng "sumpa" na yan.

 

NOW, let us pray for the speedy recovery of the ff.:

Starr ( I miss you! :( )

Tabs ( I miss you! :( )

Dyebeh ( I'll miss you! D:)

Marian ( Pano na yung pera natin?! Baka may sumpa na rin! =)) Hahaha kidding. I'll miss this girl. :( )

Pam (WAAAAHHHHH NAUUBOS NA MGA "AREA"MATES KO! I miss you Pam!!! DX)

Chia (Meron ka na ba? Hahaha sana wala pa, nyeta! Ipagdadasal na rin kita :D)

Marti (Meron ka na rin ba? Waaaaah!!!! AKO NA SUSUNOD!!! :|)

BEAKMAN (INAAAAA ito talaga yung pinakamasaklap eh :| :| :| :(( :(( :(( DALAWANG LINGGONG WALANG KAGAG*HAN! Kayanin ko sana... :| BEAKMAN! I MISS YOU! =(( )

 

 

 

 

Hay.... :(

WALA.

AKONG TSIKEN PAKS =)

Random thoughts that made me laugh like crazy :)

HAHAHAHAHA =)) Ang ewan talaga =)) Swerte mo kung andito ka :D Napasaya mo ko :>

 

1) YUNG TAWA NI KIM SAMIA =)) - NAKAKAADIK! =)) potek :)) Hahahahaha :)) Pag narinig mo yung tawa niya aakalain mo nanggagaling sa katawan ng duwende =)) Magugulat ka nalang pag nakita mo siya :)) I love you, Kim! >:D<

2) TAWA NI BEAKMAN :)) - eto pa isa =)) akala mo naghihingalong baterya ng sasakyan yung tawa niya =)) parang tangaaaaaaaaaaa :))

3) AMOY NI BEAKMAN =)) - CUCUMBER MELON!!!! Hahaha hindi eh! Amoy beaksamic vinegar =))

4) BLACKHEADS NI BEAKMAN - AHAHAHAHA! YUNG BLACKHEADS NIYA NUNG SECOND YEAR, BLACKHEADS PA RIN NIYA NGAYONG FOURTH YEAR!!! =)) joke lang beakman, i love you and your blackheads :D

5) "SAYAW LANG MGA TSIKEN!" - hahahahaaa!!! Okaaayyyy, ang babaw ko :)) parang tangaaaaaaaaaaaaaa =)) caption yan sa isang picture ni beakman :D

6) PAM! YUNG LUMALANGOY NA FETUS! =)) - Long story =)))))))))) Tanungin niyo si Pamela Sablaya =)) "Ahhh mami don't flush me!!!" =))

7) BILLIE KABAYO - Naalala ko nung hinaharrass siya ni Kim =)) HAHAHA!

8) BEE FARM - bagong hobby ni beakman... hinuhuli niya yung mga bubuyog gamit ng plastic cup =)) parang gago.

9) 15-minutes Laugh test (imbis na step test, gets? :D) - HAHAHAHA!!! si beakman kasi. :D anong pinagtatawanan namin? HINDI KO ALAM =))

10) YUNG ALBUM NI BEAKMAN NA NAGNGANGALANG "RANDOM STUPID PICTURES"

- TINGNAN NIYO =)) seryoso :)) PERO WAIT!!! UMIHI MUNA KAYO :D hahahahahahaha.

Heto ang link: http://humanaboveme.multiply.com/photos/album/12/Random_Stupid_Pictures_

Dami pa eh, kaso tinatamad na ko :))

ZEUS DAMMIT!!!

'PAG AKO TALAGA NAGKA-CHICKEN POX AY NAKO PUNYEEEE MAGPAPAKAMATAY AKO!

 

 

ACET pa man din :|

 

NANGANGATI NA KO.

 

 

Sabi ni mama... psychological lang daw ang pangangati ko :| ULTIMONG GILAGID KO MAKATI NA!!! SIKOLOHIKAL PA BA YUN?!?!?

 

 

Tsiken damn it.